I was listening to some music on my favourite music player--Winamp. If you've downloaded the new version of Winamp then you're probably used to that little box that pops up and tells you what song just cam on.

So I started playing one of my favourite computer games (Roller Coaster Tycoon) and listened to my 'Never Played' list. Some Katy Perry came on--quite a difference after an hour or so of I Killed the Prom Queen, The Devil Wears Prada and Mychildren, Mybride. I wasn't really paying attention until I noticed the pop-up message said You're So Gay. I thought... that's kind of a weird title, It's a little different than her whole I Kissed a Girl thing... on second thought, not it's not.

The song is absolutely hilarious, especially when compared to the type of people I hang around with. The Best part is when she says, "PENIS!" at the end... so unexpected. Here are the lyrics:

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

(CHORUS)
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…


You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...

(CHORUS)
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

(BRIDGE)
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

(CHORUS)
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no-------
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS!

I love re-posting my blog entries to Facebook notes and getting a reaction from all my friends (since other than Jessica, i'm all alone on xanga). I Ctrl C & P, they comment--there's not much to it. As i'm doing all this, I wonder what the original intention for Facebook notes was for... were they to post daily jokes and silly pictures, talk about all your favourite things, blog stuff, or make useless annoying quizes that I hate.

It seems like quizes are the only thing people post anymore. I hate looking through all my friends' notes expecting something interesting to read. I'm always let down. There's nothing but quizes. They're boring to read and probably boring to fill out too. I don't care if you like boys with brown hair, have smoked a cigaratte before and are in your pj's right now... which brings me to another point, does anyone care?

Is there anyone out there who likes reading someone elses answers to ridiculous quizes? I can't imagine someone sitting there (eating dill pickle chips probably... the worst kind) and being like, "LOL OMG I DIDN'T KNOW HELEN RECENTLY DID SOMETHING SHE REGRETS!!!" If there is someone out there like that... nevermind... I wouldn't even know what to say to them.

Perhaps you, the one reading this, is a chronic quiz-poster. Why don't you just do the quiz and delete it after. Then go and read a few books, drink a cup of coffee, and write something that someone wants to read. I'm not saying that there's not people who don't want to read this, but i'm sure there's many who would rather read this than a 200-question quiz about all the things I did and didn't do in 2008.